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Let the Festivus begin!
To celebrate this holiday in the manner befitting this time-honored
tradition, we have created a wine with which to dance about
the Festivus Pole, a wine to toast grievances by, and a wine
to embolden your most bodacious feats of strength. That's
right, the wine you've all been waiting for... Festivus Wine!
A lush and lovely Sonoma County Cabernet Sauvignon just right
for the quaffing, may we suggest a pairing with the Festivus
Book, in stores now! Books make you smart, alcohol makes you
smarter. What better combo than a Festivus Book and Wine pairing!
Get your Festivus shopping done early, avoid those embarrassing
mall brawls over Dinky Dolls and what-not. Order online, in
the safety and privacy of your own home, order soon, order
often, order today!
You've pulled your bare aluminum pole out of the closet,
dusted it off and erected it in the middle of the living room.
The pole shines brightly, free of distracting tinsel and ornaments,
glorious in it's zen simplicity. Your list of grievances have
been long in the making, and the lengthy scroll sits now at
your dinner place setting, awaiting the upcoming Airing of
Grievances. You've just finished up your Hulk Hogan New World
Order dvd and have polished up the necessary moves to pin
the old man to the floor. This is the moment you've waited
for all year... the un-holiday to end all holidays... it's
your time, our time, the time for the restivus... the time
for Festivus!
May your Festivus be joyous, cheerful and tinsel-free.
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 FESTIVUS
THE BOOK
Looking to add a little bitterness to your holiday season? Then
FESTIVUS is the book you cannot do without! See why Festivus
is more fun than being killed by a giant boulder. |
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